because my sunburn hurts and i now have open wounds. shutup.
however, i have been to a BABY shower and just received an invitation to my second bridal shower this month.
it’s running me into the ground, financially, all these presents you have to buy for these things. this must end! all you kids need to calm down…NO MORE WEDDINGS OR BABIES for about another year so i can save for all your goddamned presents!