ahh, yes. like i said. fridays.
internal memo of the day to my boss (‘m not the author): (some names have been blanked out so as not to incriminate any criminals)
“The members of the _______ are asking as separate entities, not as persons with any affiliation to ____, if you will be coincidentaly arriving at the same location as the members formally known as ____ to imbibe conservative amounts of alcohol as to avoid any semblemce or possibility of inebration?”