Somewhat (Un)Interesting Facts About Me
1) Use band names to spell your name:
DJ Jazzy Jeff
(I get to see him next week!)
(Playing on Monday, but I will miss it because FRIDAY AFTER DARK has a show)
2) Have you ever had a song written about you? Yes, sortof. It’s not
famous, and I think there was something about raping me while sleeping.
And another one that is more tasteful, but not specific.
3) What song makes you cry? “Lover, You Should’ve Come Over” -Jeff Buckley
4) What song makes you happy? “Faith” – George Michael
a p p e a r a n c e.
HEIGHT: 5’4 on my license. 5’3 at my doctor’s office. 5’3 and 3/4 with a measuring tape.
HAIR COLOR: Dirty, dirty blonde on vacation. Right now it’s fading magenta-poop reddish #34
SKIN COLOR: Fluorescent.
EYE COLOR: Blue. Like the ocean. The clean one.
PIERCINGS: Ears. 3.
TATTOOS: Nyet. Meaning, not yet. Harhar.
r i g h t . n o w.
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: I’m wearing a green skirt right now, thankyouverymuch.
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: “Diamonds Are Forever” – Kanye West
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: Coffee, morning taste – haven’t brushed my teeth yet.
WHAT’S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Shut up.
HOW ARE YOU? Ok, I guess… I mean, I just woke up – don’t expect much from me.
d o. y o u.
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: On long car trips. I will vomit.
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: Of course not. People have those? Ok, I pick my
nose, smoke cigarettes, say “fuck” alot, and I enjoy some black-tar
heroin every once in a while. Mind your business.
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yes.
LIKE TO DRIVE?: Nope. See my post about cars, below.
f a v o r i t e s.
TV SHOW: Six Feet Under, Weeds, 24.
CONDITIONER: Well, I like to mix things up: Citrus thing, Herbal Essences, Pantene… this is really interesting.
BOOK: Here’s one: GEEK LOVE. Em – If you haven’t read it, it will make
you feel loads better about your Carnival book being dull.
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Relax or go to parties. Trill.
BAND, GROUP, SINGER, OR RAPPER: Right this very second, and merely one? I’m sorry, I just can’t do this right now.
h a v e . y o u.
BROKEN THE LAW: Yes. No. Are they recording this?
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: No.
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Yes.
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: Yes.
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: No.
USED YOUR PARENTS’ CREDIT CARD BEFORE: No.
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: Yes.
FALL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: All the time.
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: Yes.
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: Yes. But then I punched her in the face.
l o v e.
SEXUALITY: What? There is some of THAT in me?
CHILDREN: I have none.
BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes.
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: Yes.
BEEN HURT?: Yes.
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: Filling out this survey. And not going to Cornell University to study Russian abroad.
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: I don’t understand the question. What does “gone out” mean?
r a n d o m.
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: Yes, I do.
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: Well, it was Kanye, now it is The Sea and Cake.
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: The usual: music, good people, food, sex.
WHAT’S THE NEXT CD YOU’RE GONNA GET?: The new Tom Jones album.
w h e n / w h a t . w a s . t h e . l a s t.
TIME YOU CRIED?: A week ago.
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: A month ago. Send me letters.
(Irene Lewis, 1307 Barton Hills Dr #10)
YOU GOT E-MAIL: Yesterday.
THING YOU PURCHASED: A Lonestar.
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: Lidia’s Italian Kitchen on PBS
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Aristocrats. Go see this movie.