I hate family phone calls that make me cry at work. Call me after work if you’re going to be a dramaqueen or king. I am sensitive. I will cry. SAD!MAD!
sex in christ November 10, 2006
so. this is for real: fisting and god’s will.
“The sex act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians. This is unfortunate, because it means that many Christian men and women are depriving themselves of what could be the most spiritual sexual experience of their lives.”
see also, anal sex according to the word of god.
“Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.”
ME. test results are in.
my cholesterol is PERFECT.
i (of course!) don’t have any stds.
i don’t have hpv which causes cervical cancer.
my ana test was negative. i don’t have lupus. (aka: my biggest fear.)
Someone in the office has bacon cooking in the microwave and it smells SINFUL in here!!!
DEMS take the HIZ-ouse!
I spent a week home sick last week. I still have a cough and a sniffle. Now, my poor darling, Aaron has it. He never gets sick. The last time he was sick was when we first met. He caught it from me then too. The plague has hit the office and everyone is taking turns being out sick for days. The time change, the weather change (although it was 80 degrees out yesterday – wtf?)… Everyone please be HAPPY AND HEALTHY this November!
I really want to write a super long LJ post about everything, there is so much. I don’t have time!!! But I will!!!
what. i. need. from. you. November 7, 2006
i am downloading mucho lately, and if your happy-music-listening-ass (huh?) thinks that i should download something fancy, lemme know who and what album. for real.
i keep lists of all this. i have several books to be reading on the john, but would like to add some and i’ll gladly heed the advice of my beautimous friends.
same thang. i already saw borat. (HA) but i mean, ones i can rentify.
muchos gracias, pardners.