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thanks for the rejection February 23, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — slova @ 8:14 am

a letter my friend received:

Dear Mr. Chacona,

Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your
firm.

I have received rejections from an unusually large number of well qualified
organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from
which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful
deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more
unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your
rejection.

Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my
requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with
your firm on the first of the month.

Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection
arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements
for rejection change.

Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in
attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting
future candidates.

Sincerely,

Nicholas H**k

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