A man is being charged with assault and battery because he FARTED on a POLICE OFFICER. This is the BEST news I have heard in awhile! Second only to Emily’s recent post of a woman claiming “Rape by Deception.” Which, by the way, is actually pretty disturbing. See my comment on her blog.
In other news, I received my first Russian exam result of the semester yesterday: A-! Ура!
And for the record, Aaron has completely endeared me to the phrase “taking the fart train to grease town.” (Which was recently celebrated by a visit to Players.)