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Assault by FARTING September 25, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — slova @ 4:21 pm


A man is being charged with assault and battery because he FARTED on a POLICE OFFICER.  This is the BEST news I have heard in awhile!  Second only to Emily’s recent post of a woman claiming “Rape by Deception.”  Which, by the way, is actually pretty disturbing. See my comment on her blog.

In other news, I received my first Russian exam result of the semester yesterday: A-! Ура!

And for the record, Aaron has completely endeared me to the phrase “taking the fart train to grease town.”  (Which was recently celebrated by a visit to Players.)


2 Responses to “Assault by FARTING”

  1. Emily Says:

    I *still* maintain that it makes more sense to say “taking the grease train to fart town”, because usually the grease leads to the farting, not vice-versa.

    I’m just sayin’.

    Congrats on the A-.

  2. irene Says:

    Either way, it STINKS! And thank you. 🙂

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