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sophia loren is a slut. April 7, 2007

Filed under: don quixote,homework,monica — slova @ 2:10 am

i finally finished my boring 1500 word analytical paper comparing several assigned works, one if which was Don Quixote. thank you, monica, for giving me the inspiration to move on with it:

“knights used to have metal penises. that’s where we got the term ‘lubrication’ – because they had to oil them up…”

“when you go to medeival times they don’t give you forks or knives to eat with…”

Don Quixote and A Thousand and One Nights were really bad movies. i don’t think there’s a movie of that other one, but if there was, it would probably suck, too…”